You Might Be a Calvinist...

"If you have ever purchased 100 or more copies of the same John Piper book to hand out to random people you meet, you just might be a Calvinist.

"If you purchased an MP3 player with the sole purpose of downloading sermons, or

If you were shocked to just discover that some people download MP3 files that are not sermons, or

If you have adjusted the default passage setting at www.biblegateway.org from “NIV” to “ESV”

… you might be a Calvinist.

"If you think a 50-minute sermon is too short, or

If you’ve ever heard a wave of groans sweep through Sunday School when you refer to Romans 9,

…you just might be a Calvinist.

"If you’ve muted a Thanksgiving football game because it’s interfering with your family discussion of Ephesians 1

…you might be a Calvinist.

"If your children argue and you require them to listen to a Piper Sermon as punishment, yes, you might be a Calvinist."

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